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| Bruce <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Jul 16 08:57AM -0700 On Thursday, 16 July 2020 07:19:53 UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote: > :-) > In my backyard after yesterday's afternoon thunderstorms! A piece of the old vine infestation in the backyard of my house! > John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian Teachers Lesson: The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants!" |
| Bruce <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Jul 16 08:56AM -0700 > >Thank you for spreading it unchecked, fat Tubby and right wingers alike. > >https://www.foxnews.com/health/over-31-percent-florida-children-tested-florida-positive-covid-19-report > I hope they all survive. Q: What did the burp say to the other burp? A: Let's be naughty and go out the other end! |
| Bruce <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Jul 16 08:54AM -0700 On Wednesday, 15 July 2020 11:10:15 UTC-5, Giulia wrote: > -- > Giulia A man goes to a brothel. The Madam is out of women but, since the guy is Polish she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference. Being a bit nervous because she has never tried this one before, The Madam waits outside the door. The Polack comes out in five minutes. "How was it?", says the Madam. "I don't know," says the Polak, "I bit her on the tit and she farted and flew out the window!" |
| Cindy Hamilton <angelicapaganelli@yahoo.com>: Jul 16 06:08AM -0700 On Thursday, July 16, 2020 at 7:36:56 AM UTC-4, Gary wrote: > english subtitles for that one. > French one: "The Bear" With subtitles again but very little > talking on that one. Mostly about the 2 bears. Finnish ones: "Rare Exports": <https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1401143> Cindy Hamilton |
| Bruce <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Jul 16 08:52AM -0700 On Sunday, 12 July 2020 12:17:40 UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote: > "Gotta have 'em in Texas.... everyone's a millionaire" > Go ahead, foreign haters - you're up! > -sw While at dinner party, a man farts. Other man says "How dare you fart in front of my wife". First man says "Sorry, I didn't realize it was her turn". |
| Cindy Hamilton <angelicapaganelli@yahoo.com>: Jul 16 06:11AM -0700 On Thursday, July 16, 2020 at 7:42:33 AM UTC-4, John Kuthe wrote: > Unfettered Freedom leads to Anarchy. > Responsibly controlled Freedom leads to Democracy! > John Kuthe... And who shall be the responsible controller? You? Cindy Hamilton |
| Bruce <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Jul 16 08:51AM -0700 On Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:27:14 UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote: > Sam Walton had a great idea, but the filthy capitalists corrupted him! > MalWart! "Mal" as in malevolent, malignant and "Wart" as in, a wart! > John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian "Old Lady An old lady got on an elevator in a very lavish building,when a young woman gets on smelling of perfume. The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says "Romance by Ralph Lauren $150.00 an ounce!" Then another young woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly says "Chanel#5 $200.00 an ounce!" About 3 floors later,the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator, but before she leaves,she looks at both women in the eye,bends over Farts and says "Broccoli 49 cents a pound!" |
| Ed Pawlowski <esp@snet.xxx>: Jul 16 10:28AM -0400 On 7/15/2020 11:56 PM, John Kuthe wrote: > Men. > Men SUCK! :-( > John Kuthe... Also invented the automobile and both men and women are free to use them or not too. Freedom of choice. |
| Bruce <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Jul 16 08:50AM -0700 On Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:56:57 UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote: > Men. > Men SUCK! :-( > John Kuthe... Q: What is a fart? A: The lonely cry of an abandoned turd. |
| songbird <songbird@anthive.com>: Jul 16 10:10AM -0400 Cindy Hamilton wrote: ... > I grow the things I want to grow: garlic and herbs. I used to > grow tomatoes but gave up because they reliably died of blossom-end > rot. too bad, BER can be worked around and will not usually kill a plant. other blights and diseases will often damage a plant but not outright kill them either. bad soil conditions and not enough water will usually do them in though. songbird |
| jay <jay@mail.com>: Jul 16 08:34AM -0600 On 7/15/20 9:14 PM, Snag wrote: >>> tomato hands down. >> Here! Here! > He's just virtue signaling There is nothing even close to virtuous about this thing. |
| Bruce <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Jul 16 08:49AM -0700 On Wednesday, 15 July 2020 11:57:24 UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote: > https://i.postimg.cc/DzjML2wL/First-Tomato.jpg > My Gardens are Productive! :-) > John Kuthe... Q: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings. |
| songbird <songbird@anthive.com>: Jul 16 10:07AM -0400 Dave Smith wrote: > chase because he was driving so dangerously but got his plate info and > went to his house. There was some sort of "interaction" and the cops > shot him. sounds similar to the case in MI where the guy knifed someone else because of some altercation and then the police got involved and he threatened a police officer with a knife and got shot dead for that. how dumb can you be? songbird |
| bruce2bowser@gmail.com: Jul 16 07:29AM -0700 And most of all, software design nd accounting courses just can't have a price placed on them. |
| jay <jay@mail.com>: Jul 16 08:45AM -0600 On 6/28/20 3:17 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote: > to pick and clean but makes a very tasty salad... arrugala is not as > bitter as yoose think... I cut off the stems as they're fiborous and > get stuck between my teeth. Try harder to imagine. Meats and other proteins have been hardwood smoked since the rock ages i.e. pre metal. Most of the problems you have with meat/steak etc. are tooth related. You probably are carrying around and old set of Letterman style gaped teeth. ahaaha |
| Bruce <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Jul 16 08:47AM -0700 On Saturday, 27 June 2020 11:27:55 UTC-5, CookinYeti wrote: > Also are you guys planning any good BBQs for the 4th of july coming up? > Here is a video of me making them! > https://youtu.be/JU8uYbVjbBI Q: What's the definition of bravery? A: a man with diarrhea chancing a fart! |
| U.S. Janet B. <JB@nospam.com>: Jul 16 07:44AM -0600 On Thu, 16 Jul 2020 03:17:38 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton >This woman's pants have pockets, fool. I won't buy pants without >pockets. >Cindy Hamilton ditto! |
| Sheldon Martin <penmart01@aol.com>: Jul 16 09:57AM -0400 On Thu, 16 Jul 2020 07:44:54 -0600, U.S. Janet B. <JB@nospam.com> wrote: >>pockets. >>Cindy Hamilton >ditto! My wife's pants have pockets, however her dress pants have no back pockets, just side pockets. Her women's jeans have the same pockets as men's jeans. |
| John Kuthe <johnkuthern@gmail.com>: Jul 16 07:00AM -0700 On Thursday, July 16, 2020 at 5:17:41 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote: > This woman's pants have pockets, fool. I won't buy pants without > pockets. > Cindy Hamilton Not fleece or yoga pants! MEN designed and made them, women like them for the smoothe effect and men too! Men like to see curvy women's butts! John Kuthe... |
| Cindy Hamilton <angelicapaganelli@yahoo.com>: Jul 16 08:05AM -0700 On Thursday, July 16, 2020 at 10:00:49 AM UTC-4, John Kuthe wrote: > > Cindy Hamilton > Not fleece or yoga pants! MEN designed and made them, women like them for the smoothe effect and men too! Men like to see curvy women's butts! > John Kuthe... Fleece pants as in sweat pants? Well, I wouldn't know about that because I buy men's sweat pants. The quality is generally better. Yoga pants are little more than underwear. I'd never wear them in public. Cindy Hamilton |
| U.S. Janet B. <JB@nospam.com>: Jul 16 09:43AM -0600 On Thu, 16 Jul 2020 08:05:33 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton >I buy men's sweat pants. The quality is generally better. >Yoga pants are little more than underwear. I'd never wear them in public. >Cindy Hamilton again ditto! The makers tried selling those pocket less pants for a while to women. We need a place for a Kleenex, cell phone, keys just like men do. Stupid designers. Someone came up with the bright idea of how they could save money on material if they didn't make pockets. Women's Lives Matter! We always pay more and get less. Janet |
| Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca>: Jul 16 11:44AM -0400 On 2020-07-16 9:44 a.m., U.S. Janet B. wrote: >> pockets. >> Cindy Hamilton > ditto! Back in the 70s I used to do most my my clothes shopping in an upscale menswear store. One time I was looking for a shirt. The salesman showed me a number of nice ones, but none of them had pockets. He told me that they were making men's shirts with pockets anymore. I told him I would never buy a shirt without one. I found one elsewhere. |
| Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca>: Jul 16 11:46AM -0400 On 2020-07-16 10:00 a.m., John Kuthe wrote: >> pockets. >> Cindy Hamilton > Not fleece or yoga pants! MEN designed and made them, women like them for the smoothe effect and men too! Men like to see curvy women's butts! Yeah, right. Women have been complaining about the fashions that man have been designing for them for years. Odd thing is that most of the men in the fashion business aren't really interested in women. |
| Bruce <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Jul 16 08:46AM -0700 On Thursday, 16 July 2020 00:24:56 UTC-5, Jeßus wrote: > On Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:44:12 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe > <johnkuthern@gmail.com> wrote: > They can use the pocket between their legs? Q: Why don't little girls fart? A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married! |
| Taxed and Spent <nospamplease@nonospam.com>: Jul 16 05:45AM -0700 On 7/16/2020 5:28 AM, F Murtz wrote: > Could I mix some solid cooking oil with rice bran oil to make it > solidify a bit when cool (to store without splashing) Why do you splash? |
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