Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Digest for rec.food.cooking@googlegroups.com - 25 updates in 8 topics

ChristKiller@deathtochristianity.pl: Jul 14 06:03PM -0500

On Mon, 13 Jul 2020 08:03:16 -0500,
 
> When making a jam you have to let it sit on a stove for quite some
>time to boil out any excess water. I make pineapple jam/preserves
>regularly and I only use like 3 tbsp
 
of sugar
 
>for 2 large jars of jam. I
>recently started making apple pie preserves and they are quite good! I
>love them when mixed with a plain greek or almond or soy yogurt.
 
A lemon jam sounds really good though but I can see why you would need
so much sugar..
 
--
 
____/~~~sine qua non~~~\____
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jul 13 08:39PM -0500

Bruce wrote:
>> probably in their beds, and can't escape you breathing all over them.
 
> So John calls Bryan a narcissist and you call John a narcissist. It
> would be nice if Bryan now called you a narcissist.
 
Would that enable you to sniff all three?
Bruce <bruce@null.null>: Jul 14 12:16PM +1000

On Mon, 13 Jul 2020 19:10:35 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net"
 
>> So John calls Bryan a narcissist and you call John a narcissist. It
>> would be nice if Bryan now called you a narcissist.
 
>Would that make you happy?
 
Yes, it would be esthetically pleasing and symmetrical.
Bruce <bruce@null.null>: Jul 14 07:48PM +1000

On Tue, 14 Jul 2020 09:52:23 +0100, "Ophelia" <ophelia@elsinore.me.uk>
wrote:
 
 
>Yes, it would be esthetically pleasing and symmetrical.
 
>==
 
>aesthetically :p
 
Oh no, I'm turning American!
Mike Duffy <bogus@nosuch.com>: Jul 14 02:24PM

On Tue, 14 Jul 2020 01:56:58 -0700, Bryan Simmons wrote:
 
> Beans [...] make [...] carbon dioxide [...] carries fecal odors.
 
Yes. I explained this to Hank recently in a different thread.
 
 
> Cooked, rehydrated onions reign. [...] entire gymnasium.
 
I'm sure your implied anecdote is accurate (re. flavouring a gym).
 
But what is the basis of your assertion that dehydration then hydration
then cooking is better than raw at producing foul emissions?
 
(Or perhaps you meant cooked then dehydrated then rehydrated?)
 
As ds1 explained a few weeks ago, the chemical reactions of
'browning' (what others call 'caramelization' & the 'Maillard reaction'),
are extremely complex.
 
We do know that many of the allium & brassica chemicals occur in separate
cell types, causing our eyes to cry & 'hot' taste sensation only when the
plant cell walls are broken, either by maceration or cooking.
 
 
My best guess at the absolute smelliest gym would be pureed allium
(smorgasbord), egg yolk, and fresh-mixed mustard as a glaze over stewed
mustard greens & asparagus tips on a bed of rutabaga (for the
polysaccharides.)
 
Wow, that made me fart just thinking about it.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jul 14 12:38PM -0500

Bryan Simmons wrote:
 
>> (Thiol / Sulfanyl / Mercaptan)
 
> Beans contain polysaccharides that humans don't make the enzymes to break down, but bacteria in the colon can digest them, and the byproduct is carbon dioxide, which, when expelled as flatus, carries fecal odors. Cooked, rehydrated onions reign. One ten sack of White Castles with extra onion has the potential to flavor an entire gymnasium. https://www.target.com/p/gas-treatment-and-prevention-110ct-up-38-up-8482/-/A-47939611
 
> --Bryan
 
Careful, you might get Druce excited.
Bruce <bruce@null.null>: Jul 15 06:55AM +1000

On Tue, 14 Jul 2020 14:24:30 -0000 (UTC), Mike Duffy
>mustard greens & asparagus tips on a bed of rutabaga (for the
>polysaccharides.)
 
>Wow, that made me fart just thinking about it.
 
lol
Mike Duffy <bogus@nosuch.com>: Jul 14 03:18AM

On Mon, 13 Jul 2020 20:18:36 -0500, Hank Rogers wrote:
 
 
> Maybe the beans will counter the garlic breath.
 
Hank: Beans don't 'counter' garlic breath.
 
Rather, they augment the concentration of foul-smelling components that
end up being produced in the digestive tract after eating allium.
(Onion / Garlic / Leek / Scallion / etc.)
 
It is the mustard that give beans their bad rap. Related Brassica
(rutabaga / cabbage / kale / etc. ) and asparagus add a similar 'air'.
 
(Thiol / Sulfanyl / Mercaptan)
"Julie Bove" <juliebove@frontier.com>: Jul 13 07:59PM -0700

"Bruce" <bruce@null.null> wrote in message
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>>probably in their beds, and can't escape you breathing all over them.
 
> So John calls Bryan a narcissist and you call John a narcissist. It
> would be nice if Bryan now called you a narcissist.
 
Haha!
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jul 13 10:02PM -0500

On Mon, 13 Jul 2020 19:17:13 -0400, Alex wrote:
 
 
>> https://i.postimg.cc/XJJ0hXwM/Three-coats.jpg
 
>> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian
 
> I would replace those hinges.  Cheap and easy.  It will look great!
 
That would ruin the two-tone and fell length Venetian blind clank of
the door whooshing open and closing.
 
John keeps that there for a reason but it's the most White trash
part of the entry way. All he sees is the $1,400 stained glass. I
can smell the wood rot from here.
 
-sw
Alex <Xela777@gmail.com>: Jul 14 07:11PM -0400

John Kuthe wrote:
>> I would replace those hinges.  Cheap and easy.  It will look great!
> Bah! Why bother? Function over form! If they are not broken, don't fix them.
 
> John Kuthe...
 
Painted hinges look like crap.  Find some that match your lockset.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jul 14 03:22PM -0500

Sheldon Martin wrote:
>> taste pretty quickly.
 
>> Cindy Hamilton
 
> This proves that Bryan is a Chink name, a faggot Chink name.
 
Popeye, yoose the biggest homosexual here. Yoose just ain't got the
nerve to come out of yoose closet yet.
Sheldon Martin <penmart01@aol.com>: Jul 14 03:45PM -0400

On Tue, 14 Jul 2020 12:16:38 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton
>enough vegetation, and anyway the spicy pork stir-fry kills the
>taste pretty quickly.
 
>Cindy Hamilton
 
This proves that Bryan is a Chink name, a faggot Chink name.
Pamela <pamela.poster@gmail.com>: Jul 12 11:29PM +0100

On 22:44 12 Jul 2020, Bruce said:
 
>>you out with mine.
 
> I just wrote what I saw: American cheese swamp. But it's nice of you
> to worry about Steve's feelings.
 
The strange thing is many popular American cheeses, such as Monterey Jack,
are largely tasteless and serve to contribute mainly fat and gumminess to
a dish rather than flavour.
 
Why start with a cut of beef so fat-free that it needs to be served with
cheese?
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jul 14 05:07PM -0500

On Tue, 14 Jul 2020 02:19:59 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:
 
> I used every ripe one. It's the very beginning of the tomatoes
> here. Hey, and there's a world of difference between jarred
> tomato sauce and canned Ricos cheese slop.
 
Rico's Rules the Nacho World!
 
-sw
graham <g.stereo@shaw.ca>: Jul 14 08:20AM -0600

On 2020-07-14 5:33 a.m., Gary wrote:
 
>> (For the dense among us, that was sarcasm.)
 
> I finally watched a few minutes of that show one night.
> What a worthless gang that is.
 
Every damned newspaper keeps printing stories about that worthless,
fat-arsed woman.
Gary <g.majors@att.net>: Jul 14 10:43AM -0400


> UGH! You can't even get on the internet without some earth-shattering story
> about them. Go to the grocery store, Walmart, Target, etc. and there's a
> rag disguised as a magazine with their mugs plastered on the front.
 
Who are these worthless people and how did they get a tv show?
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jul 13 10:10PM -0500

> After rereading this I'm changing my stance. I missed that celebrities
> slammed Goya. That is pretty important and I use celebrity pontificates
> to guide my life.
 
I get everything delivered VIA Postmates.com ever since the
Kardashians endorsed them.
 
A multi-family charade made famous for freeing O.J. Simpson from
obvious murder charges.
 
-sw
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jul 13 10:11PM -0500

On Mon, 13 Jul 2020 11:52:41 -0600, graham wrote:
 
> As you should! :-) After all, The US has become a celebrity-led country:-)
 
Aren't you originally U.K. English? We got that shit from you.
 
-sw
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jul 13 10:13PM -0500

On Mon, 13 Jul 2020 13:45:12 -0700 (PDT), itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net
wrote:
 
 
> Don't we all?!?
 
> I never buy a product or watch a TV show without first consulting with the
> Kardashians.
 
The Kardashians and extended family added 40+ years to racism. It's
why we're here now. And it's disgusting.
 
-sw
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jul 14 05:05PM -0500

On Tue, 14 Jul 2020 07:04:13 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
 
>>posting this - to suck up to you. Because he knew you'd approve of
>>it and that pleases him in some demented fashion.
 
> So claims the Demented Dwarf.
 
Even you're not stupid enough not to know he vying for your
attention and endorsements. Remember is very gay, just your fag
brother. Another other faggot here you would have a torn a new
asshole (heh).
 
-sw
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jul 14 04:59PM -0500

https://i.postimg.cc/7L5085p0/Iberia-Anchovy-Stffed-Olives.jpg
 
Product of Andalucia Spain. Distributed by Iberia Foods out of
Brooklyn NY. This is a better brand than Goya (from New Joisey) and
costs 33% less than the single cans at the grocery store and 50%
less than Goya on Amazon.
 
Thanks for the heads up, dick-sucking Gregory! Brooklyn for the win,
right Sheldon?
 
http://iberiafood.com/
 
-sw
Ed Pawlowski <esp@snet.xxx>: Jul 14 05:50PM -0400


> What I know about radiators would fill a thimble. But why is there one right
> smack at the front door? And if you've gone 100% electric as you've claimed
> why haven't you removed that space-hogging eyesore??
 
Most were installed under windows to counteract the drop of cold air.
If there was a big entry or vestibule there would be one by the door to
counteract the cold from the door opening.
 
I believe the house is now heated with a heat pump so all radiators can
be removed. Take up space and have to be cleaned, even painted.
 
One a really cold night, next to it was the best place to sit.
Leo <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net>: Jul 13 06:38PM -0700

On 2020 Jul 11, , Cindy Hamilton wrote
 
> Perhaps half of the lima beans recipes call for pork.
 
The best C-rations I ever ate were ham and limas. I wasn't in the
military but grew up in a military town. Some C-rations leaked to the
"townie" brats via "base" brats. I've bought canned ham and limas
since. Nothing comes close to C-rations. They had way more ham to keep a
soldier on the march.
 
leo
"Ophelia" <ophelia@elsinore.me.uk>: Jul 14 10:24AM +0100

"Cindy Hamilton" wrote in message
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On Monday, July 13, 2020 at 11:26:28 AM UTC-4, Ophelia wrote:
> Note: homemade broth is even cheaper
 
> ====
 
> And much healthier!
 
Pfllbbbt. Here's the ingredients for the stock I buy:
 
Chicken Stock, Salt, Carrots, Cabbage, Onions, Celery, Celery Leaves,
Parsley
 
Sure, there's more salt than any one of those vegetables, but I'd add a ton
of salt to any stock that I made anyway.
 
Cindy Hamilton
 
====
 
LOL aye but it is your choice:)
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