Friday, June 7, 2019

Digest for rec.food.cooking@googlegroups.com - 25 updates in 5 topics

"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jun 07 12:59PM -0700


> No I am not saying that rum and vodka are exactly the same, just that
> they are close enough that if you make a crappy run it will taste damn
> close to high end vodka, That all
 
You're clueless, aren't you? Don't answer that; I already know the answer.
Bruce <bruce@invalid.invalid>: Jun 08 06:01AM +1000

On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 13:00:09 -0500, Terry Coombs <snag_one@msn.com>
wrote:
 
>> Do they make the teq teq in America?
 
>   Real Tequila is made only in the Mexican state of Jalisco . If it
>ain't made in Jalisco , it ain't tequila .
 
And if it's not from a fly over state, it's not a redneck?
Bruce <bruce@invalid.invalid>: Jun 08 06:07AM +1000

On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 12:56:05 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net"
>> limits my consumption.
 
>As far as I'm concerned you can have every single drop of scotch that has ever
>or will be made.
 
We know Joan, you don't like scotch. Listen everybody: JOAN DOES NOT
LIKE SCOTCH. REPEAT: JOAN DOES NOT LIKE SCOTCH.
 
Is that better?
"Ophelia" <OphElsnore@gmail.com>: Jun 07 09:38PM +0100

"Terry Coombs" wrote in message news:qdeeri$f3j$1@dont-email.me...
 
> Evan Williams is good bourbon.
 
So is Ezra Brooks , though less well known . Some really smewth
shtuff . A little more than Evan Black Label , I may decide to keep some
around for the occasional daily special occasion . This message brought
to you by the department of redundancy department . I just got done
checking a couple of bee hives , got several stings - they're always
pissy on cloudy/rainy/etc days . For pain relief I prescribed myself
several oral applications of 86 proof Bourbon . Bees are doing well , BTW .
 
Snag
 
====
 
<g> so the odd sting is worth it:))
notbob <notbob@q.com>: Jun 07 02:53PM -0600

On 6/7/2019 11:53 AM, Terry Coombs wrote:
 
> I've got some anise stars and whole cloves steeping in some (PGA) right
> now . Gonna make me another (bigger) batch of Galliano substitute .
> Doesn't taste exactly , but it's pretty close enough for me .
 
Last year, I bought the last bottle of Galliano (small, 375ml) in this
valley (Arkansas R. headwaters)!
 
It's not the same as it was in the 70s-80s. Bol bought the rights to
the brand and returned it to the original recipe, which has a higher
"anise" flavor than the old recipe. No matter how little Galliano one
puts in their Wallbanger, it's not the same. It's undrinkable! I still
have 3/4rths of that bottle).
 
In fact, we have a Wallbangers Sports Bar in one of the towns close to
me. No one knows the origin of the name!! That's how bad it is fer
Harvey Wallbangers, around here! We have the bar, but do NOT know why
it is called "Wallbangers".
 
I don't like PGA cuz it's too strong of an alcohol (in CO, one can buy
151 proof or even higher). I made some Lemoncello and even at half
strength, it was TOO strong. Next time I'll use vodka.
Yer homemade Galliano is probably better that what can be bought, off
the shelf, these days. ;)
 
nb
Bruce <bruce@invalid.invalid>: Jun 08 06:04AM +1000

On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 13:43:55 -0400, jmcquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net>
wrote:
 
 
>I doubt Ed P. intended it to be anything other than facetious. Kuthe's
>teller was thrilled to see him (not). Ed's banker gave them bottled
>water. See the correlation from the "happy to see you" post?
 
I hope John hooks up with the hottest chick in St Louis. Just so I can
observe the reaction of the Jealous Women of RFC.
Bruce <bruce@invalid.invalid>: Jun 08 06:04AM +1000

On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 16:50:46 +0000 (UTC), tert in seattle
>>a problem with people tossing them inappropriately and some of then may
>>make it to the ocean, but most of them here end up in recycling bins.
 
>fucken Dave nailin it
 
I have no idea. I always only read his first sentence. Life's too
short.
"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jun 07 01:27PM -0700

On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 7:09:20 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
 
> > I want to wash her like a cat! :-)
 
> You're going to lick her anus?
> Janet UK
 
I almost had a spoonful of bean soup ready to shove into my mouth. Thankfully
it had not reached that cave when I read your reply. All I can add is:
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jun 07 01:34PM -0700

On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 3:04:10 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
 
> I hope John hooks up with the hottest chick in St Louis. Just so I can
> observe the reaction of the Jealous Women of RFC.
 
The only way John is going to 'hook up with the hottest chick in St. Louis' is
when the psychiatric nurse attached the electrodes to his temples and turns on
the juice for his shock treatment.
 
From the movie "The Snake Pit"
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=molOT-dLUhU
"Ophelia" <OphElsnore@gmail.com>: Jun 07 09:40PM +0100

"jmcquown" wrote in message news:xnxKE.5706$9v.5562@fx44.iad...
 
On 6/7/2019 7:31 AM, Gary wrote:
>> are doing to the oceans? Thought you were such an environmentalist ?
>> Perhaps not if its inconvenient.
 
> Hopefully you realize that Ed P. said that, right? LOL
 
I doubt Ed P. intended it to be anything other than facetious. Kuthe's
teller was thrilled to see him (not). Ed's banker gave them bottled
water. See the correlation from the "happy to see you" post?
 
Jill
 
===
 
I don't think Ed is facetious, I think he is very funny <g>
Bruce <bruce@invalid.invalid>: Jun 08 06:42AM +1000

On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 13:34:30 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net"
 
>The only way John is going to 'hook up with the hottest chick in St. Louis' is
>when the psychiatric nurse attached the electrodes to his temples and turns on
>the juice for his shock treatment.
 
What I find remarkable is that the names of the women who can't handle
John and his teller, all start with a J: Joan, Janet UK, Jinx and
Jill.
 
That's no coincidence. We all know what that J stands for.
"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jun 07 01:52PM -0700

On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 3:42:12 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
 
> That's no coincidence. We all know what that J stands for.
 
Just wonderful
 
Just lovely
 
Just telling the truth
 
Just deal with it
 
Just pass on by when you see our names on a post.
"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jun 07 01:05PM -0700

On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 7:56:35 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
 
> MY watch is solar powered.
 
> <preen>
 
> Janet UK
 
Mine's a no name $10 one from Walmart. Keeps perfect time.
penmart01@aol.com: Jun 07 04:12PM -0400

On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 10:04:43 -0400, Dave Smith
 
>I have two watches that need batteries. Each one lasts two years or
>more. I could likely misplace the spares. I just go to the watch repair
>kiosk and pay them $8 to install a new one.
 
 
I have a Rolex Oyster Perpetual, self winder that I bought from the
ship's store during the 1960s, direct from Switzerland while cruising
the Med, cost me $36, a month's pay, and it still keeps perfect time.
It's as accurate as any electronic watch and is supposedly waterproof
to 300'.
This is the exact watch I have:
https://www.rolex.com/watches/oyster-perpetual/m114300-0004.html
"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jun 07 01:17PM -0700

On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 11:14:54 AM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> 3 ounce cans by the case, perfect size on a garden salad for a good
> school lunch. Those small cans cost a little more but it's a better
> grade of tuna, very solid and no cat food odor.
 
I buy StarKist brand white albacore packed in water and can't say I've really
ever noticed a fishy smell or anything strong for that matter. Makes awfully
good tuna salad sandwiches as well as just a bit of mayo mix in and eaten on saltines.
Bruce <bruce@invalid.invalid>: Jun 08 06:17AM +1000

On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 13:17:16 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net"
 
>I buy StarKist brand white albacore packed in water and can't say I've really
>ever noticed a fishy smell or anything strong for that matter. Makes awfully
>good tuna salad sandwiches as well as just a bit of mayo mix in and eaten on saltines.
 
People who think tuna smells fishy have never eaten mackerel.
"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jun 07 01:19PM -0700

On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 3:12:44 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> to 300'.
> This is the exact watch I have:
> https://www.rolex.com/watches/oyster-perpetual/m114300-0004.html
 
Beautiful watch.
"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jun 07 01:20PM -0700

On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 3:17:55 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
 
> People who think tuna smells fishy have never eaten mackerel.
 
That's the truth!
Leonard Blaisdell <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net>: Jun 07 01:18AM -0700

In article <eWWJE.26334$dK3.19440@fx28.iad>, Ed Pawlowski
 
> Placed an order with Amazon for four items. They'll be here Friday.
 
I just ordered four common watch batteries from Walmart. I could have
driven around looking for them, but ordering online is much easier.
They'll be here within ten days with free shipping.
I like, like, like this aspect of our world today.
 
leo
"Ophelia" <OphElsnore@gmail.com>: Jun 07 09:35PM +0100

"dsi1" wrote in message
news:ed081bc1-da00-41a2-9328-015eee970858@googlegroups.com...
 
On Wednesday, June 5, 2019 at 11:43:20 AM UTC-10, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
 
> Nobody needs a dishwasher.
 
The restaurant down the street needed a dishwasher. My daughter's ex dropped
out of high school and took the job. These days, he manages the joint - and
what a joint it is. Here's the view from the dining room.
 
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/yIvmb_caRkO1pEghqK50HA.3rC6eO7drvvHE2I-7ypScM
 
==
 
Beautiful:))
Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca>: Jun 07 04:51PM -0400

> On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 3:17:55 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
 
>> People who think tuna smells fishy have never eaten mackerel.
 
> That's the truth!
 
I have never had canned mackerel. Not likely too. When I worked at
Marineland I started my day cutting up hundreds of pounds of the stuff.
ZZyXX <zzyxx@CampSoda-Restoration-Project.tv>: Jun 07 01:07PM -0700

On 6/7/19 10:38 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
 
> I looked at it a few weeks ago! Nice!!! If I didn't already have one!
 
> And April was telling me how she went to Calif on her vacation and there were charging stations all over the place! :-) Me think SHE WANTS! :-)
 
> John Kuthe...
 
to get as far away from you as possible
"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jun 07 01:36PM -0700

On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 3:07:28 PM UTC-5, ZZyXX wrote:
 
> > And April was telling me how she went to Calif on her vacation and there were charging stations all over the place! :-) Me think SHE WANTS! :-)
 
> > John Kuthe...
 
> to get as far away from you as possible
 
She'll be asking for a transfer to another branch soon to get away from him.
Bruce <bruce@invalid.invalid>: Jun 08 05:59AM +1000

On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 12:40:20 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net"
 
>> It's just that when I see an adult woman calling people names like a
>> 14 year old, I have to think of that gun.
 
>when I see an adult male or female defend the indefensible I want to get my gun.
 
So when you disagree with someone, you want to grab your gun. That's
exactly what I meant.
"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jun 07 01:02PM -0700

On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 2:59:54 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
 
> >when I see an adult male or female defend the indefensible I want to get my gun.
 
> So when you disagree with someone, you want to grab your gun. That's
> exactly what I meant.
 
No, just retarded, and proud of it, Australians.
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