Sunday, May 24, 2020

Digest for rec.food.cooking@googlegroups.com - 25 updates in 12 topics

Bruce <bruce@null.null>: May 24 04:12PM -0400

cshenk formulated the question :
 
>> Once you learned to correct your Ukelele word wrap your food prep may
>> improve.
 
> Please fix your newsreader so you can see he is propely line wrapped.
 
Guess again you stupid cunt.
Bruce <bruce@null.null>: May 25 07:36AM +1000

>but the navy never left you, "Cookie."
 
>Even funnier is a few months ago when you said you
>still write your name on all your underwear. LOL
 
Sounds like he came out of the navy with PTSD. And he was only the
cook!
Sheldon Martin <penmart01@aol.com>: May 24 07:24PM -0400

>>still write your name on all your underwear. LOL
 
>Sounds like he came out of the navy with PTSD. And he was only the
>cook!
 
On a US Navy ship the cook is the most important crew member.
Bob <fokker45@hotmail.com>: May 24 06:26PM -0400

My girlfriend usually cooks but she is away for a few days.
I wanted to make a package of Uncle Ben's Rice. According to the
instructions it says to microwave it for 90 seconds. My microwave will
only do 1 1/2 minutes. Do you think it will come out ok like that?
Sheldon Martin <penmart01@aol.com>: May 24 07:20PM -0400

>I wanted to make a package of Uncle Ben's Rice. According to the
>instructions it says to microwave it for 90 seconds. My microwave will
>only do 1 1/2 minutes. Do you think it will come out ok like that?
 
You imbecile, 90 seconds = 1 1/2 minutes.
Mike Duffy <Bogus@nosuch.com>: May 24 11:19PM

On Sun, 24 May 2020 06:28:16 -0700, GM wrote:
 
> Rosin said his wife began [...] to take off her clothes
 
Err, ummm, where exactly can we get this kind of mushroom?
U.S. Janet B. <JB@nospam.com>: May 24 03:57PM -0600

On Sun, 24 May 2020 15:43:25 -0400, Sheldon Martin <penmart01@aol.com>
wrote:
 
>skinless boneless bosoms that I make into cutlets, and not all that
>often. Mostly we eat pork chops and beef that I grind myself. We
>occasionally eat pork/beef roasts.
 
That's funny. The walmart here sells the smallest birds in town --
about the size of my hand and they sit in this light bulb warmed box
out in the middle of traffic where little kids put their hands in.
Costco grows,slaughters, cleans, brines, and rotisseries their own
birds. Perfectly clean inside.
I only buy the best
Janet US
Still Bud <clstomper@gmail.com>: May 24 04:13PM -0700

On Sun, 24 May 2020 10:10:59 +0100, "Ophelia" <ophelia@elsinore.me.uk>
wrote:
 
 
>"U.S. Janet B." wrote in message
>news:p0cjcf1kv14io2jdmgsilabdbrfehrojgo@4ax.com...
 
>I got 2 rotisserie chickens from Costco day before yesterday.
 
Chicken sounds GOOD right now, but you can keep the beans.
 
Found a great deal on a slightly used Nu Wave Pro Oven on Craigslist,
and the seller delivered it today, so now I'm looking for recipes for
it.
Still Bud <clstomper@gmail.com>: May 24 04:15PM -0700

On Sun, 24 May 2020 07:30:17 -0600, U.S. Janet B. <JB@nospam.com>
wrote:
 
>For you in the UK, yes. Not especially so here.
 
Chili tastes run the gammet, even here in the U.S..
 
I love good chili (not TOO hot), but NO beans, and with meat..
Taxed and Spent <nospamplease@nonospam.com>: May 24 02:12PM -0700

>> preparation to load it with food.
 
>> OT: Why do some people use a knife and fork?
 
> How else could you eat a grilled rare Kansas City steak and butter/eat the potato? Or have the Greek salad before it?
 
Surely this requires a lengthy video.
Mike Duffy <Bogus@nosuch.com>: May 24 11:09PM

On Sun, 24 May 2020 16:54:05 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:
 
> Anybody calling themselves commander Kinsey on Usenet
> is probably just a troll and/or a moron.
 
Both. Even worse, he is a tool for the Cabal. Either that, or he is a
member.
 
 
> So I'll skip re-instating the crossposting.
 
I do not 'killfile' individuals except for the mad 'wonderfully hungry'
doctor. Instead, my newsreader is set to ignore any message with 4+
crossposts.
 
Hopefully, that (or trimming xposts as you have done) might be enough to
deter the Cabal. RFC is currently on their 'softening-up' list. If you
want to see a group they have recently ruined, go to 'alt.home.repair'.
You might see Ed there as well. I don't know why he bothers, but I think
he is trying to help save the newsgroup.
Bruce <bruce@null.null>: May 25 09:14AM +1000

On Sun, 24 May 2020 23:09:17 -0000 (UTC), Mike Duffy
>want to see a group they have recently ruined, go to 'alt.home.repair'.
>You might see Ed there as well. I don't know why he bothers, but I think
>he is trying to help save the newsgroup.
 
Captain Obvious to the rescue!
Gary <g.majors@att.net>: May 24 04:06PM -0400

Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > I ever got married again. :)
 
> True. My husband and I eat on the coffee table in the living room
> like civilized people.
 
When I was married and even all the years after with
daughter growing up, we also always ate at the coffee
table in living room every meal.
 
Only dining room table exception was for company here and
for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners.
 
One of my list of "honey-dos" is to clear off my dining
room table. It's a prime place to come in each day and just
toss stuff on it. It's a cluttered paper mess right now.
Sheldon Martin <penmart01@aol.com>: May 24 05:12PM -0400


>One of my list of "honey-dos" is to clear off my dining
>room table. It's a prime place to come in each day and just
>toss stuff on it. It's a cluttered paper mess right now.
 
Gary is a feral beast.
Gary <g.majors@att.net>: May 24 05:30PM -0400

Sheldon Martin wrote:
> >room table. It's a prime place to come in each day and just
> >toss stuff on it. It's a cluttered paper mess right now.
 
> Gary is a feral beast.
 
After 12 years, I think I morphed into half ferret/half human.
I'm comfortable with that though.
"cshenk" <cshenk1@cox.net>: May 24 05:30PM -0500

Gary wrote:
 
 
> One of my list of "honey-dos" is to clear off my dining
> room table. It's a prime place to come in each day and just
> toss stuff on it. It's a cluttered paper mess right now.
 
LOL, mine too is full of stuff.
Bruce <bruce@null.null>: May 25 08:33AM +1000

On Sun, 24 May 2020 17:12:05 -0400, Sheldon Martin <penmart01@aol.com>
wrote:
 
>>room table. It's a prime place to come in each day and just
>>toss stuff on it. It's a cluttered paper mess right now.
 
>Gary is a feral beast.
 
I bet he doesn't even have a man purse!
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: May 24 04:54PM -0500

On Sun, 24 May 2020 12:16:37 -0700 (PDT), bruce2bowser@gmail.com
wrote:
 
>> preparation to load it with food.
 
>> OT: Why do some people use a knife and fork?
 
> How else could you eat a grilled rare Kansas City steak and butter/eat the potato? Or have the Greek salad before it?
 
I either use a knife and fork or a spoon. Never a spoon and a fork
And never a spoon and a knife a for the same plate.
 
Anybody calling themselves commander Kinsey on Usenet is probably
just a troll and/or a moron. So I'll skip reinstating the
crossposting. I think we can make a big stink about it ourselves.
 
-sw
lenona321@yahoo.com: May 24 02:53PM -0700

https://www.cbs.com/shows/cbs-sunday-morning/video/YiZq3A1nTjzB6eP77D4p8jFwuWIAcx54/baking-bread/
 
It's under 6 minutes long.
 
What I wonder is, how do they get those different-colored designs on the bread?
 
 
Lenona.
Gary <g.majors@att.net>: May 24 05:46PM -0400

Sqwertz wrote:
> shitlins to go with it. A 10-lb pail comes out to be about 1.5 lbs
> in the end and leaves the apartment smelling like shit. That's why
> you cook ham hocks and greens at the same time - to mask the smell.
 
Back when I was in my late 20's I worked with a good friend
about age 60. He grew up in Hatteras and often ate chitlins.
Loved them but his wife refused to cook them due to the smell.
 
Luckily for him, he had an aunt that lived only a block away
and she would cook them occasionally and always invite him over.
 
Very old school and even old slave food. Probably good but
I've never had them. I would definitely give it a try if
someone else made them properly.
 
Basically hog colon, rinse out the poop then cook. lol
Gary <g.majors@att.net>: May 24 05:46PM -0400

Sqwertz wrote:
> > You could easily find a youtube instruction video.
 
> Shelly would rather go out and shoot people than deer.
 
> Half is bullshit. They can't sell wild game retail.
 
A butcher processing a deer for you would keep the part
for himself to eat, not for resale. It's more of a side
job after work just to get some meat for himself.
Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca>: May 24 05:09PM -0400

On 2020-05-24 3:24 p.m., Gary wrote:
 
> The only problem with killfiles or just not reading everything,
> is that sometimes yoose types will jump into a conversation
> without knowing all that has been discussed previously.
 
There are those who go to the races in order to see the thrills and
chills of the crashes. Some of them live for the really bad crashes
while others have to look away. Then there are those who just don't go.
 
I have filtered some people because they were just too fucking weird.
The problem was that so many other people were responding to their
attention seeking behaviour that I ended up taking them out just to be
able to track their idiocy personally.
Bruce <bruce@null.null>: May 25 07:33AM +1000


>I've never liked censorship in any form and I certainly
>won't do it to myself by choice. People should deal with
>the real world and not just half of it.
 
All the posts by Hank Something, Alex and GM are useless. Do I really
have to read them? I get lots of spam email. Do I have to read that
too?
Nellie <julie.nils@gmail.com>: May 24 01:23PM -0700

Alex wrote:
> But he didn't bother to read the ad or discuss it during the interview.
> He can keep hoping. Employers who offer benefits typically use them as
> a recruiting tool.
 
You are SO HUNG UP on "normal". Fuck normal! I was never normal, do not want to be normal, etc. Normal is BORING! :-(
John Kuthe
 
————
 
No where did Alex use the word normal yet
that's what you heard.
That won't fly in the nursing rehab center.
I can hear it now. "But John, nowhere on
this patients chart does it say to administer
what you just did" "Oh, I guess I read it
wrong"
 
Nellie
Bruce <bruce@null.null>: May 24 04:19PM -0400

Sheldon Martin laid this down on his screen :
 
> If they agravate you so why do you read his posts? I've had the
> douchebag killfiled for many months, I never read his worthless posts
> unless some newbie jerk like you reposts them.
 
That's only because you're a pussy, katz.
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