Saturday, January 16, 2021

Digest for rec.food.cooking@googlegroups.com - 25 updates in 8 topics

Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 16 04:03PM -0600

Victorious wrote:
 
>> It's true. You're worth nothing more than a beat-down.
 
>> Fuck off, leave, drop dead.
 
> Thank you.  Your message is very helpful.  Idiot
 
What about me me me?
 
I used my 100% electric can opener to open a can of 100% vegetarian
STD green beans.
 
And I went to get the mail.
 
And I burned Zero gasoline!!!!
And zero diesel fuel.
 
And I have a stack of degrees!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
And mother gaiaia loves me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jan 16 06:03PM -0600

On Sat, 16 Jan 2021 16:12:15 -0500, Victorious wrote:
 
 
>> It's true. You're worth nothing more than a beat-down.
 
>> Fuck off, leave, drop dead.
 
> Thank you. Your message is very helpful. Idiot
 
And this sock-puppeting shit just says you're getting even dumber
and more worthless.
 
-sw
Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca>: Jan 16 05:03PM -0500

On 2021-01-16 4:14 p.m., songbird wrote:
 
> the meat grinder i'd consider useful as our ancient hand
> crank one is really getting decrepit - but it does still
> work it just doesn't look very pretty.
 
One attachment I am considering for my new stand mixer is a pasta maker.
Graham <g.stereo@shaw.ca>: Jan 16 03:31PM -0700

On Sat, 16 Jan 2021 17:03:01 -0500, Dave Smith wrote:
 
>> crank one is really getting decrepit - but it does still
>> work it just doesn't look very pretty.
 
> One attachment I am considering for my new stand mixer is a pasta maker.
 
I have a conventional, hand-craked one and wish I had a 3rd hand to help
catch the rolled out dough. An attachment to the KA might solve this
problem and would be another gadget over which to ponder buying.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 16 05:05PM -0600

Ophelia wrote:
 
> ====
 
>    Oh yes, I use that a lot!  I never buy ready minced meats!  I
> much prefer to buy a piece and mince it myself !!!!!
 
Indeed, the Popeye approved method. All other methods are TIAD.
Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca>: Jan 16 06:08PM -0500

On 2021-01-16 5:31 p.m., Graham wrote:
 
> I have a conventional, hand-craked one and wish I had a 3rd hand to help
> catch the rolled out dough. An attachment to the KA might solve this
> problem and would be another gadget over which to ponder buying.
 
I have a hand crank model too and I agree that at least one extra hand
is needed. I also have a problem securing it to a counter top or table.
The clamp is too far back so it fits only half way, leaving grip disk
far enough back that it rolls around the corner as I tighten it. A
friend has the pasta attachment and uses it frequently.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 16 05:49PM -0600

Dave Smith wrote:
> leaving grip disk far enough back that it rolls around the corner
> as I tighten it.  A friend has the pasta attachment and uses it
> frequently.
 
You should send it back and demand a refund! Canadian laws forbid
selling things like that. If you run out of legal avenues, you
could also collect garbage and spread it on the manufacturer's
facility. That'll show them.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 16 06:03PM -0600

Dave Smith wrote:
> I have a hand crank model too and I agree that at least one extra
> hand is needed. I also have a problem
 
Big Niece could handle this problem. Ask her to help you.
 
You'll still be big dave.
"Cal Q. Later" <math@operatio.ns>: Jan 16 01:59PM -0800

On 1/16/2021 9:36 AM, John KOOKthe wrote:
 
> N
 
Fuck off, attention whore. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 16 04:11PM -0600

Cal Q. Later wrote:
 
> You'll never be truly gainfully employed. Nobody hires wackjob
> lunatic attention whores.
 
> Fuck off, leave, drop dead.
 
To be fair, he does provide us with copper clad old world comedy.
And his handler, (Master Druce) also keeps us on track with our
vegetarian vows.
 
Yoose can't get better than this dynamic duo!
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jan 16 05:50PM -0600

On Sat, 16 Jan 2021 07:14:42 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
 
> It's just laid up with a bad knee right now! :-(
 
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
 
I'm late to this party, but what happened? Did a "nurse" call in
sick his first {few] day(s) of a new job because he couldn't even
take care of himself? Did he hurt his knee in a garlic potato
accident?
 
ObFood: I'm eating a Jersey Mike's #13 add mayo and red pepper
relish and am about to crack open a bottle of bottle of 'All
Natural(*)" rum
 
(*) No ices, no mixers, no glasses, no chasers, and. U.S. Government
Subsidized @ $2/bottle).
 
-sw
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jan 16 05:58PM -0600

On Sat, 16 Jan 2021 13:45:49 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
 
> unemployable... what a sad excuse for a human being. Kutchie's father
> is rolling in his grave saying WTF did I do, I knew I should have used
> a condom.
 
Please remember that his father, probably a good and wise person,
didn't leave any money to John in his will. He left it to his
older, more sane sister who split everything three ways with John
and 1/3 for his dead brother's children. And probably with the
stipulation that John never, ever contact her again.
 
-sw
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jan 16 06:01PM -0600

On Sat, 16 Jan 2021 13:31:18 -0500, Dave Smith wrote:
 
> be great. My wife had originally rejected her because she sensed that
> the woman was a heavy drinker. She was totally wrong on that. She was a
> great sitter and worked for us for several years.
 
Megatron doesn't have a built-in breathalyzer (and bottle opener)?
 
-sw
John Kuthe <johnkuthern@gmail.com>: Jan 16 03:29PM -0800

On Friday, January 15, 2021 at 7:22:03 PM UTC-6, Alex wrote:
...
> If you requested that for something so simple they have got to be
> looking for your replacement already.
 
Nope! Going in Tuesday 10AM.
 
And Fuck Off!
 
 
John Kuthe, RN, BSN....
GM <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Jan 16 03:42PM -0800

> > looking for your replacement already.
> Nope! Going in Tuesday 10AM.
 
> And Fuck Off!
 
 
Your LYING noze is light years *longer* than Pinocchio's even...
 
--
Best
Greg
Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca>: Jan 16 05:05PM -0500

On 2021-01-16 4:20 p.m., songbird wrote:
> other than some added oatmeal.
 
> the tomatoes are in the ketchup squirted on top before
> baking.
 
When I make meatloaf I add about a half cup of ketchup to the meat mix
and I spread some on top before it goes into the oven. Then I have a
little as a condiment when I eat it. It is one of the very few foods
that I have with ketchup.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 16 04:20PM -0600

GM wrote:
 
>> There are some packs of meat loaf seasoning mix which are OK, but I
>> can't recall any of the brand names.
 
> The John Kuthe brand is called "Beat My Meatloaf"...in a squirt bottle...
 
And ... it negates the gasoline you burned to get to the store!!!!!
And ... Mother gaiaia has an orgasm when yoose open it!!!
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 16 04:23PM -0600

Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>> can't recall any of the brand names.
 
>> The John Kuthe brand is called "Beat My Meatloaf"...in a squirt bottle...
 
> The Kootchie Kit includes forceps and a jeweler's loupe.
 
It's perfect for elderly homosexual sailors who spent their navy
days eating pinoy diks at the fantail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 16 04:56PM -0600

Dave Smith wrote:
> mix and I spread some on top before it goes into the oven.  Then I
> have a little as a condiment when I eat it. It is one of the very
> few foods that I have with ketchup.
 
Dave, I think that's the shortest story yoose ever told !!!!
 
Master Druce is probably shitting his britches.
GM <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Jan 16 03:40PM -0800

Hank Rogers wrote:
> > have a little as a condiment when I eat it. It is one of the very
> > few foods that I have with ketchup.
 
> Dave, I think that's the shortest story yoose ever told !!!!
 
 
You could make a "word cloud" of Dave's stories and all the "words" would be the same...
 
 
> Master Druce is probably shitting his britches.
 
 
They are already "shat" - and *permanently*...
 
--
Best
Greg
John Kuthe <johnkuthern@gmail.com>: Jan 16 03:27PM -0800

On Saturday, January 16, 2021 at 5:50:39 AM UTC-6, Janet wrote:
 
> > Did you get paid yet?
> First he has to actually do the work, and the patient's Grandad still
> hasn't called to tell him when to start.
 
10AM Tuesday! :-)
 
John Kuthe, RN.BSN...
"Cal Q. Later" <math@operatio.ns>: Jan 16 01:58PM -0800

On 1/16/2021 1:12 PM, Idiot (formerly Victorious( wrote:
 
> Thank you.  Your message is very helpful.
 
You're so very welcome. It's the least I could do.
 
> Idiot
 
Your new .sig is precious! Don't ever change, Idiot!
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 16 04:16PM -0600

Victorious wrote:
 
>> You're a brain-dead shitstain, you stupid attention whore.
 
>> Eat shit, drop dead.
 
> Thank you.  Your message is very helpful.  Idiot
 
Butt sniffing Cockroach!
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 16 04:50PM -0600

Cal Q. Later wrote:
 
> You're so very welcome. It's the least I could do.
 
>> Idiot
 
> Your new .sig is precious! Don't ever change, Idiot!
 
Oh settle down ... It's just the master sniffing your ass. It will
tickle a little, and then the dutchman will be gone ... on to his
next rectum!
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 16 04:32PM -0600

songbird wrote:
>> space hence more prepared foods with less effort hence less cooks.
 
> *shudder* ick.
 
> songbird
 
She's not an old timey sailor who prefers a gay cook like Popeye
squirting semen in her scrambled eggs!
 
Talk about eye-openers.
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