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| Thomas Joseph <jazeev1234@gmail.com>: Mar 27 09:21AM -0700 Judith Latham wrote: > Your gas may smell like rotten eggs because of the sulfur in > fiber-rich foods. Sulfur is a natural compound that smells like > spoiled eggs. Many vegetables are sulfur-based. Let's be honest. If farts did not have to fight their way through pipelines of shit to gain their freedom I'm sure they wouldn't smell. The farts get all the blame while shit is really the culprit. Or if you're a fart lover, the one deserving the credit. I used to pick up a heavy drinker named Ralph and take him to the bars every weekend. He was a nice guy and I enjoyed my rides with him. But he had no respect at all when it came to farting. He would just let them loose. I am pretty good at dealing with foulness and distastefulness of all kinds, but he cut a fart on one occasion that had me hitting the button to bring the windows down. I asked him what he had been eating. He said, "Fried pork chops", and I swear I could smell them. Not so much the pork as the pan. A fried smell. A sautéed fart. Also, regarding odor, I wonder how stingless farts are regarded in the fart world. Probably considered weak and sub par. You don't have to like farts. But let's face facts. In the world of flatulence, those with the foulest aroma are the alpha farts. |
| Thomas Joseph <jazeev1234@gmail.com>: Mar 27 09:28AM -0700 Max Demian wrote: > The ancient Romans had a proverb: "Suus cuique crepitus bene olet" - > every man likes the smell of his own farts. So true. There isn't a blanket strong enough to keep mine from escaping. So sad when they eventually fade away, almost like losing a friend to death. The bright side with farts is there is an endless supply with more constantly on the way. At the same time, yes, it is sad to cut a truly precious once in a lifetime type fart beneath the covers only to 'feel' it dissipating as all farts do. One time working moving furniture I cut a really powerful fart in my friend Richie's furniture moving truck, an old wood paneled job in the middle of summer, and I'm telling you, no exaggeration, that fart hung around inside that sweating truck for hours. At first Richie and our buddy Lucky laughed at the fart along with me. But after a while every time they'd come back to the truck to extract or install furniture they'd make groaning sounds that were genuine and not designed for laughs, although certainly there were plenty of them. |
| Thomas Joseph <jazeev1234@gmail.com>: Mar 27 09:35AM -0700 Davey wrote: > whose farts could empty the whole room in seconds, there would be people > climbing out of windows to get away from the stench. > Some things I don't miss. As a kid I was very open and honest and had trouble believing the people were not the same. One time in junior high I was talking to a kid who had what was at that time the foulest breath I had ever encountered. It was unique as well. Horrible but a rare gem in an odd yet no so odd way. I remember smelling his breath and then going back to ask him a bogus question of some kind just so I could sample it again. I was blown away. I approached some other kids I knew and told them about it. "Man, I'm telling you, it's the absolute worst breath I've ever smelled. Go ahead, go ask him a question or something to get him to talk. Check it out." But none of them did. That kind of pissed me off. I saw it as an insult. I would not anything if it did not have special value. Same with a turd in the toilet. How would you feel? You drop the largest turd ever into the bowl - a one piecer - and you are blown away. You come back to the the living room where everyone is partying down with, "Hey you guys, come here, you gotta see this", telling them how incredible it is and nobody gets up for even a quick glance. That is insulting. Now if all you did every day was go around recommending or suggesting every little thing, ok, in that case I can see people ignoring you. But as one who rarely recommends I am deeply offended when my recommendations are spurned. Makes me want to fart in their faces. |
| Thomas Joseph <jazeev1234@gmail.com>: Mar 27 09:38AM -0700 Brian Gaff wrote: > Apparently not true for dogs though, since when I had one he farted, looked > around accusingly, then flounced off into another room. I would have loved to have seen that. I have been around all kinds of pets and never once no matter how foul my farts were I never saw one get up and leave the room on the basis of a fart, mine or theirs. That is a funny scene. I can see it in a cartoon. No words, just a stuffy facial expression and the flouncing off to another room. |
| Thomas Joseph <jazeev1234@gmail.com>: Mar 27 09:42AM -0700 Ed Pawlowski wrote: > I used to run a manufacturing facility of 20,000 sq. ft. One of the > guys took a dump one day. I had to stop production so everyone could go > outside for fresh air. LOL. Did you measure the square footage before or after the shit? "Had to stop production", LOL. Odors are a powerful topic in many ways, one of my favorites for sure. The fouler the better, the more alien the better. There are many odors worse than shit or farts. But yes, some are stronger than others, prize winners for sure. Did you get the guy's name and his picture? He could be a super star on the web with your backing as well as the support of his fellow workers who nominate him for the shit of the year award. |
| Ed Pawlowski <esp@snet.xxx>: Mar 27 01:07PM -0400 On 3/27/2023 12:42 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote: > get the guy's name and his picture? He could be a super star on the > web with your backing as well as the support of his fellow workers > who nominate him for the shit of the year award. A couple of days later I saw him outside before the shift started, but then he was gone. Half hour later he shows up so I asked him why he was late. Told me he had to take a dump and after the last fiasco he went home to do it. Everyone thanked him for that. Oh, I have lots of stories about him, a 23 year old still at home. One day he is rubbing his arm. I asked him what the problem was. His mother was cleaning his room and found his cigarettes. She was mad at him so hit him with a hammer. He sometimes rode a bike. Our office was on the second floor and he came in once and had to go to the office. So, he did what everyone I guess would do. He took the bike up the stairs with him. He bought something for lunch and the microwave instructions said 1 minute. He had a problem figuring out the buttons so managed to set it for 10 minutes. He said it was crunchy. He asked how to get a credit card. Why do you need one Mike? To call the 900 phone numbers. |
| "Rod Speed" <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com>: Mar 28 04:13AM +1100 Brian Gaff <brian1gaff@gmail.com> wrote > Apparently not true for dogs though, since when I had one he farted, > looked > around accusingly, then flounced off into another room. No dog I ever had ever did that. |
| Gregory Morrow <gm@nomail.none>: Mar 27 01:18PM -0400 In article <tvrorf$35plf$1@dont-email.me>, brian1gaff@gmail.com says... > Apparently not true for dogs though, since when I had one he farted, looked > around accusingly, then flounced off into another room. > Brian How do you know if your dog is gay? His dick tastes like dogshit. -- GM |
| Thomas Joseph <jazeev1234@gmail.com>: Mar 27 10:25AM -0700 Ed Pawlowski wrote: > for 10 minutes. He said it was crunchy. > He asked how to get a credit card. Why do you need one Mike? To call > the 900 phone numbers. "I have lots of stories about him" - lol. The smelly shit story was the icebreaker - the intro into pouncing on this poor soul for what seems to be a plethora of flaws. As an intuitive scientist I am forced to wonder what his many idiosyncrasies have to do with the overpowering reek of his shit that day. Was the air conditioner on or off? Did he flush the toilet. Actually pretty nice of the guy to volunteer to take shits at home from now on. Fellow workers begin to like the guy, flaws and all. "Yes, he is an oddball, but we've been too harsh on him." One day a group of them are invited to his home where instantly upon opening the doors to enter a stench from within comes blasting out like a tornado, remnants of the many sacrificial turds he took at home out of concern for his fellow workers. Poor guy. |
| Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid>: Mar 27 07:34PM +0200 On Tue, 28 Mar 2023 04:13:08 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again: <FLUSH the abnormal trolling senile cretin's latest trollshit unread> -- Sqwertz to Rodent Speed: "This is just a hunch, but I'm betting you're kinda an argumentative asshole. MID: <ev1p6ml7ywd5$.dlg@sqwertz.com> |
| Thomas Joseph <jazeev1234@gmail.com>: Mar 27 10:54AM -0700 Gregory Morrow wrote: > How do you know if your dog is gay? > His dick tastes like dogshit. Who does the tasting? Who is more gay and why is always an interesting topic. For instance with humans it is generally believed that the guy getting fucked is more gay than the guy doing the fucking. But a person does not have to get an erection to get fucked up the ass or to suck another person's cock. It can be more of a mechanical action. But to fuck a guy up the ass requires an erection. So to me it seems the fucker is more gay than the fuckee. Yet the fuckee gets the fairy label. It's a macho thing. I guess tasting a dog's dick to see whether he's gay or not is macho too. Takes a lot of guts to suck a dog's dick. Reminds me of a story during my days as a city restroom inspection. I will send that story separately into this thread. |
| Thomas Joseph <jazeev1234@gmail.com>: Mar 27 10:58AM -0700 A Day in The Life of Mr. Shit The other day I was on my way into a service-station restroom to conduct a survey on the comparative cleanliness of oil company facilities in my area. That's my job. I will not divulge the name of the station or the company for which I work. As I was walking into the restroom the proprietor was walking out. He turned and said, "Don't go in there, it stinks to the high heavens." "It's a restroom", I said, "it's supposed to stink." "This is different", he said. "Some guy just walked out of there and - I can't believe what I saw - he left a load of perfectly shaped turds in the bowl - perfectly shaped, like those little round bon-bon candies you get at the movie theater. Really insane. There must be a hundred Ï of them in that bowl." "Did you flush them down?", I said. "You kidding? I'm not going back in there without a gas mask. I'm telling you, that guy was a real looney. I knew the minute I saw him walking out of there that he was a nut case. A hundred little turds in one toilet, Jeezus - and a reek that'll knock your socks off." "Well", I said, "I'm going in, I have business to attend to." After conducting my evaluation of the restroom's cleanliness I departed the room and passed the proprietor on my way back to the company car. "Well", I told him, "it looks like you were wrong." "Wrong?", he boomed. "What the hell are you talking about? Are you telling me that bathroom doesn't stink?" "Oh, it stinks alright", I said. "But you were wrong about the turds. You said there were a hundred of them. Well, I counted them and there were only ninety seven." Postscript: Other than the stench and the un-flushed turds the restroom was quite clean. I wanted to give it a B+ but wound up giving it only a B because I noticed on entering the restroom that the proprietor had foul breath and dirty fingernails. I did not care for his attitude. I also have no place for people who can't count or are just too lazy to try. That's a proprietor who doesn't care. I should have given him a C. But that would have been unfair because other than the natural smell of un-flushed turds it was a pretty clean establishment. Thanks for listening to my report. Mr. Shit |
| Smolley <s@home.net>: Mar 27 06:07PM On Mon, 27 Mar 2023 10:24:37 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote: > I used to run a manufacturing facility of 20,000 sq. ft. One of the > guys took a dump one day. I had to stop production so everyone could go > outside for fresh air. I worked at a place when a regular morning event was for an employee to arrive and go straight to the toilet where he proceeded to empty his Ileostomy Bag. It ponged for hours. |
| SH <i.love@spam.me>: Mar 27 07:18PM +0100 On 27/03/2023 19:07, Smolley wrote: > I worked at a place when a regular morning event was for an employee to > arrive and go straight to the toilet where he proceeded to empty his > Ileostomy Bag. It ponged for hours. I'll raise you this...... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2994583/British-Airways-flight-Dubai-forced-return-Heathrow-Airport-foul-odour-toilet.html and this: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/jan/22/the-poo-panacea-inside-the-strange-surprising-world-of-faecal-transplants |
| vjp2.at@at.BioStrategist.dot.dot.com: Mar 27 06:36PM Well, they smell bad because you are acclimated to think of them that way If they signalled a tasty meal they would smell really good ie, it's all psy -- Vasos Panagiotopoulos panix.com/~vjp2/vasos.htm ---{Nothing herein constitutes advice. Everything fully disclaimed.}--- |
| Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net>: Mar 27 06:44PM On 2023-03-27, Thomas Joseph wrote: > [...] How would you feel? You drop the largest > turd ever into the bowl - a one piecer - and [...] > nobody gets up for even a quick glance. I know what you mean. It happened to me. My first thought was to get it documented for the Guiness World Record book. I've seen smaller babies. |
| Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid>: Mar 28 05:15AM +1100 On Mon, 27 Mar 2023 07:51:26 -0700 (PDT), bruce bowser >> the Sisterhood will go "A canary? Eew!" But if a Sister writes that, >> the Sisterhood goes "A canary? Delicious!" >Please. You volunteered to participate in this news group. So, why complain? I wasn't complaining. >Either you enjoy this news group or go. I wasn't complaining. |
| Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid>: Mar 28 05:09AM +1100 On Mon, 27 Mar 2023 07:54:58 -0700 (PDT), bruce bowser >> poultry business uses methods which USA consumers are >> clearly ignorant of. >And how fully aware are you of how poultry where you are is grown? It all depends upon who pays off the lawyers. If the UK doesn't like to import chlorine treated chicken, you can safely assume that they don't use that practice themselves. Strange how some Americans react offended when they hear about this. They're not offended that it happens, they're offended that I told them about it. |
| Thomas Joseph <jazeev1234@gmail.com>: Mar 27 10:14AM -0700 Gregory Morrow wrote: > https://www.bitchute.com/video/oDcCoEYRAjtC/ The music is shit. But I'm sure those people handle the conditions under which they live and were born into better than you ever could. Sure, I can be a negative guy, but in general world-wide and especially here in our ever burgeoning ghettos I am amazed things haven't already boiled over into out and out chaos. At the moment most young gunnies of the ghetto are considered criminals, but in reality they are the vanguard of an up and coming revolution/bloodbath whether they choose to be or not. Lis' up white boy |
| Gregory Morrow <gm@nomail.none>: Mar 27 01:56PM -0400 In article <ecca5a37-6012-4ae7-aff1-57944cfa6a19n@googlegroups.com>, jazeev1234@gmail.com says... > the vanguard of an up and coming revolution/bloodbath whether > they choose to be or not. > Lis' up white boy Even an idiot like you should be able to see the rapid decline in most American and European cities. These feral bottlip species have turned cities into no go areas for humans soon everyone will need an armored vehicle just to go shopping. -- GM |
| Graham <g.stereo@shaw.ca>: Mar 27 11:20AM -0600 On 2023-03-27 8:44 a.m., S Viemeister wrote: > year and a half during the covid lockdown(s), we spoke at least twice a > day using Skype. No charge at all, except what we were paying for > broadband service at each end. I called my sister in Western Australia from Calgary using Whatsapp. |
| S Viemeister <firstname@lastname.oc.ku>: Mar 27 06:36PM +0100 On 27/03/2023 18:20, Graham wrote: >> twice a day using Skype. No charge at all, except what we were paying >> for broadband service at each end. > I called my sister in Western Australia from Calgary using Whatsapp. I keep in touch with the New Zealand branch of the family that way. |
| Graham <g.stereo@shaw.ca>: Mar 27 11:26AM -0600 On 2023-03-27 9:45 a.m., Dave Smith wrote: >> wired USB ports that are right on the motherboard. > I will have to keep an eye out for one. I wore out the USB ports on my > old laptop. I have all my old desktops back to a 486 so I can transfer data from 5.25" floppies relatively easily. I had to update some old data for the Feds and transferred the 5.25 to 3.5" then to a CD using the old machines. Then I had to get a special app written to input the data into a new program. |
| Thomas Joseph <jazeev1234@gmail.com>: Mar 27 10:04AM -0700 cshenk wrote: > Yes, the way it is sliced has a lot to do with it. Thanks. I'd be making similar foods today if it weren't for greasing up the joint. I haven't fried meat in a few years now. The oven is not as bad for sure. But mostly poach and cook ultra bland, adding spices and flavors at the end. I'm from Allentown Pa where in my opinion they had the best steak sandwiches ever. The bread was great. The ingredients simple. It was round steak chopped thin and frozen into small blocks. They'd toss it on the grill with onions, etc., and it was very tender but low in fat. Same with stir frying, oriental style, etc., they use some really tough meat but it's tender because they cook it quick. Interesting how humans have found the best ways to use what they have food wise. Imagine in the beginning the horrors of trial and error involved in finding out what we can and cannot eat. Lots of tummy aches involved in food evolution. |
| Thomas Joseph <jazeev1234@gmail.com>: Mar 27 09:09AM -0700 Ed Pawlowski wrote: > I'm a level 4 vegan. I only eat things that don't cast a shadow. In L.A. I lived in the same building with a cabbie who one day out of nowhere went vegan and when I'd ask him why he would clam up like it was a big secret. The guy made some decent stuff with his limited menu. How limited? The guy went so extreme that he not only exed out all animal products, he also stopped using oil of any kind. I was at his place a number of times and saw him eat an entire pound of cooked pasta topped with jarred salsa. But he also sometimes would cook the food. it was interesting. I am not a vegetarian but eat a lot of veggies. He would take fragile veggies and cook them without oil or lubrication of any kind, just slowly let them wilt down in the hot skillet till all the natural juices blended. Months later he confessed to me that sometimes he felt a bit weak and later gave in to eating dairy products - including ice cream. I see good ice cream as an actual food, not junk. I think a person could live a long time on ice cream alone (if they had to). |
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