Monday, December 28, 2020

Digest for rec.food.cooking@googlegroups.com - 25 updates in 8 topics

Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Dec 28 01:56PM -0600

Sheldon Martin wrote:
> cooking in their eateries can actually cook... I wouldn't eat a lot of
> what they cook but some looks very good. I definitely don't like the
> cooking reality show contests, those judges are fakes.
 
Popeye, if yoose soak beans in crystal palace, do they cook up better?
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Dec 28 03:29PM -0600

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 13:48:48 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
 
> cooking in their eateries can actually cook... I wouldn't eat a lot of
> what they cook but some looks very good. I definitely don't like the
> cooking reality show contests, those judges are fakes.
 
Only an psycho would rant like this about people not knowing how to
cook beans. When in fact, you fucked up your Walmart beans last
time you used too.
 
And that Julia Childs can't cook....
 
You just get more pathetic as time goes on.
 
=sw
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Dec 28 03:34PM -0600

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:55:14 -0600, Snag wrote:
 
 
> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them . Bottom line is ya
> both screwed up somehow
 
Fuck with a baseball bat. I soaked them overnight for 20 hours and
then I simmered them, just like I've done hundreds of times. Its as
simple as that. Fuck you and Sheldon accusing people of not knowing
how to do simple things like cooking beans. Walmart is the problem
- they buy the lowest cost, defective shit sell defective shit with
no regard for quality.
 
-sw
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Dec 28 05:27PM -0600

Sqwertz wrote:
 
> And that Julia Childs can't cook....
 
> You just get more pathetic as time goes on.
 
> =sw
 
Popeye is quite entertaining if yoose in the mood for his skits.
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Dec 28 05:23PM -0600

On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 08:27:19 -0500, Gary wrote:
 
 
> Sorry Jill but can't help it. YOU are the one that adds your own name to
> almost every post John K writes. Most of your posts are either to him or
> about him. I see a connection that you don't. :)
 
You two are only a few hundred miles apart...
 
=-sw
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Dec 28 01:57PM -0600

Sheldon Martin wrote:
 
>> You're NOT self isolating at all. Either one of those men could bring
>> you the virus. You're not being very safe.
 
> And honest.
 
Doesn't look like yoose will get any squirting pussy Popeye.
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Dec 28 04:50PM -0600

On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 20:59:05 -0800, Julie Bove wrote:
 
> far.He merely nodded and said nothing. But he was on his way to work. Some
> Amazon boxes arrived as he was leaving. We looked in there. No spices.
> Should come in a day or three.
 
What else have you bought him so far?
 
-sw\
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Dec 28 04:55PM -0600

On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 21:22:26 -0800, Julie Bove wrote:
 
>> referenced as the cornmeal sort of mush made to a ball.
 
> Yes. I did order the flour for the Ugali. The greens are usually Kale or
> Collard but sometimes Spinach.
 
Aren't you on a severely limited budget, but now supporting two
mooches?
 
News Flash: You're not his only victim.
 
-0sw
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Dec 28 04:58PM -0600

On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 21:24:22 -0800, Julie Bove wrote:
 
>> need to.
 
>> Get lost Carol!
 
> Here's the link again Steve: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kachumbari
 
I looked it up before I posted the first time. That's nothing like
pico de gallo which is a dip/condiment, not a salad.
 
Your foray into African cooking with be expensive and short-lived.
It won't be long before he's allergic to cats, too.
 
-sw
Taxed and Spent <nospamplease@nonospam.com>: Dec 28 03:15PM -0800

On 12/28/2020 2:58 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
 
> Your foray into African cooking with be expensive and short-lived.
> It won't be long before he's allergic to cats, too.
 
> -sw
 
https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1014494-pico-de-lettuce
 
dumb name. why not "lettuce slaw"
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Dec 28 05:17PM -0600

On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 21:31:38 -0800, Julie Bove wrote:
 
 
>> His 3rd is apt to be some sort of on demand seasonal sort that fits in
>> on the edges of the 2.
 
> He has a full time job and works for two delivery companies on weekends,
 
There we go - gig jobs, log in and work when you want to otherwise
fuck it off. In that case, I have friends that work *12* jobs.
 
-sw
Master Bruce <masterbruce@null.null>: Dec 29 10:20AM +1100

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 15:15:43 -0800, Taxed and Spent
 
>> -sw
 
>https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1014494-pico-de-lettuce
 
>dumb name. why not "lettuce slaw"
 
Yes, if pico de gallo means 'beak of rooster', I don't know what pico
de lettuce means.
John Kuthe <johnkuthern@gmail.com>: Dec 28 02:06PM -0800

Orientation starts Jan 25th!
 
:-)
 
John Kuthe...
Ed Pawlowski <esp@snet.xxx>: Dec 28 05:29PM -0500

On 12/28/2020 5:06 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> Orientation starts Jan 25th!
 
> :-)
 
> John Kuthe...
 
Good for you. Hope it goes well for you.
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Dec 28 04:36PM -0600

Have you even interviewed for it yet? Or is it just s criagslist
posting?
 
-sw
Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca>: Dec 28 05:47PM -0500

On 2020-12-28 5:06 p.m., John Kuthe wrote:
> Orientation starts Jan 25th!
 
> :-)
 
> John Kuthe...
 
I guess that means you will be busy on the 25th and back here posting
incessantly on the 27th.
Taxed and Spent <nospamplease@nonospam.com>: Dec 28 03:14PM -0800

On 12/28/2020 2:06 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> Orientation starts Jan 25th!
 
> :-)
 
> John Kuthe...
 
but the disorientation will not be overcome by the orientation.
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Dec 28 03:36PM -0600

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 08:19:50 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
 
> https://i.postimg.cc/Vvm1ntNq/Namaste.jpg
 
> John Kuthe...
 
Was that your Christmas present? Who gave it to you?
 
It's off-center.
 
-sw
GM <gregorymorrowchicago07@gmail.com>: Dec 28 01:44PM -0800

> https://i.postimg.cc/Vvm1ntNq/Namaste.jpg
 
> John Kuthe...
 
 
A cheep UGLI trinket, on the reverse stamped "Made in China"...
 
--
Best
Greg
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Dec 28 04:42PM -0600

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 15:36:21 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
 
 
>> John Kuthe...
 
> Was that your Christmas present? Who gave it to you?
 
> It's off-center.
 
[silence]
 
John bought it himself just so he could post here that he got a
present.
 
I got a few "vegetable cleavers". The Joyce Chen weighs 15.8
ounces. Damn! Those vegetables in China muct put up a hell of a
fight!
 
https://i.postimg.cc/9F4CNh6Z/Cleavers-in-Action.jpg
 
I didn't have any place to mount my magnetic knife rack so I stuck
them to the fridge using hard disk magnets.
 
https://i.postimg.cc/NFnYfJHK/Cleavers.jpg
 
-sw
Master Bruce <masterbruce@null.null>: Dec 29 09:45AM +1100

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 16:42:02 -0600, Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>
wrote:
 
 
>I didn't have any place to mount my magnetic knife rack so I stuck
>them to the fridge using hard disk magnets.
 
>https://i.postimg.cc/NFnYfJHK/Cleavers.jpg
 
I hope that's not too random for Sheldon and his man bag.
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Dec 28 04:06PM -0600

On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 19:18:46 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
 
> My sound system:
...
> 6. Never expose me to assholes like HERE does!
 
Sure it does - every time you post about it.
 
-sw
Sheldon Martin <penmart01@aol.com>: Dec 28 04:44PM -0500

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 10:58:00 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> evict the owner, may tear down the house and bill the owner.
 
>Can you give us examples of these major flaws?
 
>Cindy Hamilton
 
Easy... majorly damaged/cracked foundations, leaking roofs, plumbing
and electricals not to code. There are many flaws that can legally
prevent a sale... a chimney can be damaged, a heating system can be a
fail, domestic water can be polluted, a septic system can be
inadequate... not to mention that toilets that won't flush. Even
cracked driveways wont pass inspection. Your stone mason is nowhere
near qualified to inspect a house, thats a jerk-o comment... stone
masons know absolutely nothing of house inspections. Actually the
most important inspection is to have a survey made, I wouldn't buy any
property without first having my own survey made... I want to know
where my property begins and ends.
Sheldon Martin <penmart01@aol.com>: Dec 28 03:57PM -0500

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 09:42:25 -0800 (PST), dsi1
 
>> By setting a box fan near it, blowing on it, my entire place stayed
>> evenly warm just like having central heat.
>My brother-in-law's wood stove worked great when we stayed at his house. A fan might have made it work even better but he never pulled a fan out. He had a high ceiling so I suppose the hot air would go straight to the top of the cabin.
 
Just circulating the pollution. Wood stoves cause emphexema and other
respiratory diseases... there is no health benefit to chopping wood,
burning that wood will kill you the same as smoking tobacco. If you
need exercise ride a bicycle, jump rope, do pushups. Using chopping
firewood as an excuse for exercise is bullshit. I don't even want to
live close to someone with a woodstove, and fortunately I don't. When
we feel like exercising we go ten, fifteen miles on our bikes, or
better we fuck for 30 minutes... and at my age I last longer which at
our age my wife greatly appreciates, she takes longer too. Sometimes
all she gets is a couple small squirts, but sometimes she gets a huge
overflowing creampie... we both enjoy the drama. We both enjoy a
great sex life with each other, that's why we're so happily married
for so many years. Long ago we've both concluded that divorse is a
product of a lousy sex life... and not every couple is equaly matched
sexually, but unfortunately they don't find out soon enough.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Dec 28 03:28PM -0600

Sheldon Martin wrote:
> for so many years. Long ago we've both concluded that divorse is a
> product of a lousy sex life... and not every couple is equaly matched
> sexually, but unfortunately they don't find out soon enough.
 
Popeye, yoose an expert on everything from wood stoves to creampies
to fucking old ladies!
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