Friday, January 8, 2021

Digest for rec.food.cooking@googlegroups.com - 25 updates in 7 topics

% <percent@peescent.net>: Jan 08 07:14PM -0500

On 1/8/2021 6:58 PM, Master Bruce wrote:
> concept of democracy. It's clear that not the US, but Europe is the
> leader of the free world. Europeans already knew that, but now
> Americans realise it too :)
 
you live in non american country with a population and economy
almost as big as texas so you're opinion on america is nill *here*
 
have you ever noticed how this froup is almost all americans, you
might try an aussie group if you want anyone to give a flying
fuck about your opinion of the usa, afterall that's obviously all you
have to be concerned with over there, we're on your news channels
24/7
Master Bruce <masterbruce@null.null>: Jan 09 11:23AM +1100

>> Americans realise it too :)
 
>you live in non american country with a population and economy
>almost as big as texas so you're opinion on america is nill *here*
 
The importance of my opinion isn't related to the size of the
population and economy of the country where I live. What a strange,
simplistic idea :)
 
>have you ever noticed how this froup is almost all americans, you
>might try an aussie group if you want anyone to give a flying
>fuck about your opinion of the usa
 
Why do you comment on my opinion of the USA then?
 
>, afterall that's obviously all you have to be concerned
>with over there, we're on your news channels 24/7
 
I'm concerned with many things. A riotous mob taking over Capitol Hill
is one of the more entertaining ones. They were lucky they weren't
black.
dsi1 <dsi123@hawaiiantel.net>: Jan 08 04:31PM -0800

On Friday, January 8, 2021 at 12:09:12 PM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> >we meet, we no longer discuss politics.
> Maybe, before covid, the Chinese released a brain virus in North
> America. And now they're rolling on the floor laughing.
 
The Chinese don't roll on the floor laughing. They just observe with an inscrutable smile on their faces. The real enemy, the Russians, are certainly rolling on the floor, laughing their asses off. Thanks to Trump's diversion tactics, most Americans aren't even aware that our nations's security has been severely compromised. Mission accomplished Comrade Trump! You will be awarded the Hero of the Russian Federation when you arrive in Moscow on the 20th.
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/why-russian-hack-so-significant-why-it-s-close-worst-n1252131
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:36PM -0600

Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> that I know are very smart too but they fall for him.
 
> He promised to drain the swamp.  He did and replaced it with a
> toxic landfill.
 
I only know two people from history that had his sort of charisma.
 
Adolf hitler
Jim jones.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:40PM -0600

Master Bruce wrote:
>> we meet, we no longer discuss politics.
 
> Maybe, before covid, the Chinese released a brain virus in North
> America. And now they're rolling on the floor laughing.
 
Bizarre.
 
You must have sniffed an infected butt hole!
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:42PM -0600

Master Bruce wrote:
 
>>> I'll set up a chicken coop in your backyard, and help with the lawn chores...I am quiet, have a steady income and most importantly I don't smell too bad...
 
>> Sorry. I don't want any pets that crap.
 
> You married one.
 
Cool, sniff both their asses master Fruce!
% <percent@peescent.net>: Jan 08 08:04PM -0500

On 1/8/2021 7:31 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> most Americans aren't even aware that our nations's security has been severely compromised. Mission accomplished Comrade Trump! You will be awarded the Hero of the Russian Federation when you arrive in Moscow on the 20th.
> https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/why-russian-hack-so-significant-why-it-s-close-worst-n1252131
 
good thing we don't have to worry about the japs
bombing pearl harbor again, but keep an eye out
to the west just in case
 
at least those russians don't look like japs or chinks
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 07:04PM -0600

% wrote:
> fuck about your opinion of the usa, afterall that's obviously all you
> have to be concerned with over there, we're on your news channels
> 24/7
 
Relax. Druce is just sniffing our assholes. It's what he does. It
won't hurt you, but may tickle your ass a little.
% <percent@peescent.net>: Jan 08 08:06PM -0500

On 1/8/2021 7:23 PM, Master Bruce wrote:
> They were lucky they weren't black.
 
or aborigine
Ed Pawlowski <esp@snet.xxx>: Jan 08 08:08PM -0500

On 1/8/2021 5:01 PM, Graham wrote:
 
> I have a very highly educated friend, who is now a US citizen, and he is
> such an extreme Trump supporter that he believes that Obama is evil. When
> we meet, we no longer discuss politics.
 
Oh, I know that. I have two friends I call usually weekly. The one i
will call tomorrow will be a 2 to 3 hour conversation with a lot of
politics. We often don't agree but can have a good conversation and
exchange our POV. She is very sensible.
 
The other just cannot understand why people would not vote for Trump
again. He did so much good for the country. While very intelligent,
she watches Fox financial channel to track her stocks but also gets her
politics there. I won't even mention there was an election let alone
the results.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 07:01PM -0600

John Kuthe wrote:
 
>> John Kuthe...
 
> And I will die alone.
 
> John Kuthe...
 
Are you starting your annual fake suicide shit again?
Snag <Snag_one@msn.com>: Jan 08 06:28PM -0600

On 1/8/2021 4:50 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> All the kneading I've done making pizza crust and bread, and my wife just puts the stuff in the upright mixer, and it turns out just as good or better.. I still roll it out with the French rolling pin, so it's still hands on. Yeah, some folks can throw pizza crusts up into the air, but I have to use a rolling pin. It's always a challenge to get the pizza crusts the right size for the pan, and as round as possible.
 
> --Bryan
 
Funny you should mention pizza dough right now , I've got 2 calzones
in the oven . I use my stand mixer for all bread type dough . I can't
toss dough either , and since I don't have a rolling pin I use the spray
can the olive oil cooking spray comes in . I useta use a beer bottle but
my wife threw it away ...
--
Snag
Illegitimi non
carborundum
Master Bruce <masterbruce@null.null>: Jan 09 11:30AM +1100

>toss dough either , and since I don't have a rolling pin I use the spray
>can the olive oil cooking spray comes in . I useta use a beer bottle but
>my wife threw it away ...
 
Wild idea: buy another beer!
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:56PM -0600

John Kuthe wrote:
 
>> --Bryan
 
> I use a dough hook for years at Danny Donuts! Worked great!
 
> John Kuthe...
 
It helped you to whack off?
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:59PM -0600

Master Bruce wrote:
>> can the olive oil cooking spray comes in . I useta use a beer bottle but
>> my wife threw it away ...
 
> Wild idea: buy another beer!
 
A good sniff there druce. Work your way up to the top of his
sphincter and get the sweetest part.
John Kuthe <johnkuthern@gmail.com>: Jan 08 05:01PM -0800

On Friday, January 8, 2021 at 6:39:08 PM UTC-5, % wrote:
 
> > I use a dough hook for years at Danny Donuts! Worked great!
 
> > John Kuthe...
 
> then you got fed up with the hole business
 
Then I became a Computer Engineer and worked for IBM for 7 years until IBM lost the Boeing Contract!
 
John Kuthe...
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:55PM -0600

Bryan Simmons wrote:
>> Best
>> Greg
 
> --Bryan
 
Ian humped winter. Then popeye humped both of them. Then he took
them both to a donkey show and dinner afterwards.
 
Winter swooned. Ian belched and farted. And they all lived happily
thereafter in da Loo.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:48PM -0600

% wrote:
>> Hard to dig out asian cunts from the millions of cheap chinese
>> hearing aides. They'll get to you soon Chong.
 
> i sent mine in for repair and haven't heard anything since
 
Was it a dsi1 device? Yoose will never get any satisfaction. Maybe
they'll send you a coupon for some fried rice.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:21PM -0600

Master Bruce wrote:
 
>>> HecouldevensaymorebyeliminatingspacesandpunctuationsohecouldgethismessagthroughSaveselectronstoosotheycanbeusedtochargethecarinsteadofwated
 
>> You should restrict yourself to Haikus:-)
 
> Don't forget dad jokes!
 
And dutch jokes!
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:22PM -0600

% wrote:
 
>>> You should restrict yourself to Haikus:-)
 
>> Don't forget dad jokes!
 
> did you ever find out who your dad is
 
Popeye I think.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:27PM -0600

GM wrote:
 
> I want to fuck mom.
> I wish I could fuck my mom.
> Incest is so good.
 
That sounds more like popeye's incest. Hell, popeye probably fucked
druce's mammy. Father and son.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:32PM -0600

GM wrote:
 
> Is that all sex is?
> What, I've been waiting for that?
> I'll do it myself.
 
But ... he burns ZERO electricity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
And ... he has JOB!!!!! In da LOO!!!!
 
And he rips on da nordic track ... In da LOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
songbird <songbird@anthive.com>: Jan 08 06:37PM -0500

itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:
...
> I miss her so much.
 
so sorry.
 
 
songbird
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jan 08 06:09PM -0600

> no treatment for her so I opted to have her put to sleep. My brother
> took her to his farm and buried her there.
 
> I miss her so much.
 
Sorry.
 
I live in the country. I've had to put down several animals ranging
from small to very large, using a rifle. It is far preferable to
watching them suffer.
 
Master druce will soon be here to pour salt into your wounds,
pontificate, preach, whine, and sniff you ass while you suffer.
Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca>: Jan 08 07:29PM -0500

> no treatment for her so I opted to have her put to sleep. My brother
> took her to his farm and buried her there.
 
> I miss her so much.
 
Sorry to hear that. It is hard to lose a pet.
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