Friday, July 24, 2020

Digest for rec.food.cooking@googlegroups.com - 25 updates in 6 topics

Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jul 24 04:44PM -0500

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 07:24:35 -0500, Snag wrote:
 
 
>> https://i.postimg.cc/vHL4JGdL/Reuben-Pizza.jpg
 
> I don't know how you can call that "pizza" . It's a baked open-face
> Reuben , bearing only a passing resemblance to a true pizza .
 
Oh, blow it out your ass.
 
I thought for sure when I saw the tit;la that this would be yet a
post from beloved Gregory.
 
Taste of Home: 4.5 Stars in 21 reviews.
https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/reuben-pizza/
 
All recipes, 4.5 stars out of 122 reviews.
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/58480/reuben-pizza/
 
Epicurious - 93% "Would make it again:
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/reuben-pizza-50
 
And a hundred other references all vastly favorible.
https://www.google.com/search?q=reuben+pizza
 
And you're just an inbred backwoods hillbilly in Alabama (do you
even have electricity yet?) with no taste, no inspiration, no teeth,
no job, and a wife who works at Malwort.
 
-sw
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jul 24 04:21PM -0500

Bruce wrote:
>> had Spam in probably 50 years and I don't intend to any time soon .
 
> A real meat eater doesn't stop at a bit of gristle. Nothing like a bit
> of carcass in the old carcass.
 
< *SNIFF* >
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jul 24 04:22PM -0500

Bruce wrote:
>>> had Spam in probably 50 years and I don't intend to any time soon .
 
>> Amen to that.
 
> It's a meat and fat overdose on a cheese swamp. RFC must love it.
 
Only the deplorable americans.
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jul 24 04:51PM -0500

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:08:32 -0500, Snag wrote:
 
> I didn't say I wouldn't eat it ....
 
Yes, you did, you backpedaling POS. You changed the subject to:
 
"Another one of Steve's Inedible Concoctions"
 
I think that qualifies as not wanting to eat it. That's pretty sad
when even *Sheldon* won't back you up on sqwertz flame. Heh. But I'm
sure Bruce is in here someplace to keep you company in your misery.
 
-sw
Bruce <bruce@null.null>: Jul 25 07:52AM +1000

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 16:44:03 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>
wrote:
 
 
>And you're just an inbred backwoods hillbilly in Alabama (do you
>even have electricity yet?) with no taste, no inspiration, no teeth,
>no job, and a wife who works at Malwort.
 
<spit>
Snag <Snag_one@msn.com>: Jul 24 05:00PM -0500

On 7/24/2020 4:22 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
 
> Only the deplorable americans.
 
Do I have to own a gun to be a "Real Deplorable" ? Does it have to be
an"assault* rifle" ? Or will my Grandpappy's thutty-thutty do ?
<*I'm using that term in the liberal meaning , that is , any
semi-automatic rifle that "looks scary" .>
--
Snag
Illegitimi non
carborundum
Snag <Snag_one@msn.com>: Jul 24 05:04PM -0500

On 7/24/2020 4:51 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> when even *Sheldon* won't back you up on sqwertz flame. Heh. But I'm
> sure Bruce is in here someplace to keep you company in your misery.
 
> -sw
 
It's called "poetic license" , stupid . Also called "yanking
Squirts's chain" . Success is sweet !
--
Snag
Illegitimi non
carborundum
jmcquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net>: Jul 24 05:44PM -0400

On 7/20/2020 7:38 PM, songbird wrote:
 
>> Any recommendations?
 
> what do you like to eat?
 
> songbird
 
Oh dear god. Here we go again. "Got any recipes from Europe?" How
about sell Helm the $250 Neiman Marcus cookie recipe? LOL
 
Jill
jmcquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net>: Jul 24 05:52PM -0400


> I'm guessing everyone here has fallen and hit their head and it's interfering
> with their ability to recognize a troll when they post.
 
Fell and hit their pointy little heads. Got any recipes from Europe? ;)
The reason I know this is a troll, aside from the stupid subject not
specifying recipes for anything, is the post didn't show up until people
replied. Here's the message source:
 
References: <rf4ase$neh$1@gioia.aioe.org>
 
A haven for trolls.
 
Jill
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com>: Jul 24 03:03PM -0700

> its Videogames/Facebook/Instagram, etc... (which is now all basically the same thing)
> - or -
> Sit and talk with you guys
 
My god! Stranger sex in the time of Covid-19. I'd be sticking with the sin of Onan.
 
--Bryan
dlagrand12@gmail.com: Jul 24 01:59PM -0700

I bought a super cheap bottle of a red blend, less than $5 regular price, just to try. It was insanely sweet, like KoolAid with double the sugar. I added a bit of lemon juice until I got to something drinkable. Still not great but I never expected much from a $5 bottle.
jmcquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net>: Jul 24 05:36PM -0400

> I bought a super cheap bottle of a red blend, less than $5 regular price, just to try. It was insanely sweet, like KoolAid with double the sugar. I added a bit of lemon juice until I got to something drinkable. Still not great but I never expected much from a $5 bottle.
 
Toss it out and buy a $10 bottle of wine.
 
Jill
John Kuthe <johnkuthern@gmail.com>: Jul 24 03:00PM -0700

On Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 7:08:01 PM UTC-5, zxcvbob wrote:
> oranges and a little brandy?
 
> Any other suggestions? (maybe freeze it into popcicles) :-)
 
> Bob
 
Cook with it! On beef, ground or otherwise. In gravies, etc. Sprinkle a little on dried cranberries or raisins, etc. It's basically sweet moisture, cook like that with it.
 
John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian
Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.invalid>: Jul 24 05:01PM -0500

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 13:59:41 -0700 (PDT), dlagrand12@gmail.com
wrote:
 
> I bought a super cheap bottle of a red blend, less than $5 regular price, just to try. It was insanely sweet, like KoolAid with double the sugar. I added a bit of lemon juice until I got to something drinkable. Still not great but I never expected much from a $5 bottle.
 
Add red wine vinegar.
 
You're welcome.
 
-sw
U.S. Janet B. <JB@nospam.com>: Jul 24 03:47PM -0600

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 16:39:11 -0400, Sheldon Martin <penmart01@aol.com>
wrote:
snip
>dead trees and cementing in leaning fence posts. We don't use our
>barn so we let him use it to store his haying equipment and his hay
>bales.
 
I'm not clear on this . . . which orifice is the kazoo?
Janet US
Bruce <bruce@null.null>: Jul 25 07:21AM +1000

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 17:03:00 -0400, jmcquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net>
wrote:
 
>plump up turkeys and chicken and pork chops. We've discussed brining.
>Meat injected with antibiotics and all sorts of things. We'd really
>rather not have all that crap in the meat we buy.
 
Most meat eaters who'd have one good look in a chicken factory, would
never buy that product again. Not just because they might feel sorry
for the birds, but they wouldn't want to put that product in their
mouth anymore.
 
>> I check ingredients on all packaged foods and I never buy
>> packaged salads because they are made of old contaminated veggies,
 
>I always thought bagged salads/greens were a bad idea.
 
At least the packaging is see-through so WYSIWYG.
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jul 24 04:23PM -0500

Bruce wrote:
 
> Funny how meat eaters suddenly care about the ingredients of faux
> meat, whereas they have no problem stuffing themselves with all kinds
> of crap on a daily basis :)
 
< *SNIFF* >
Bruce <bruce@null.null>: Jul 25 07:53AM +1000

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:47:37 -0600, U.S. Janet B. <JB@nospam.com>
wrote:
 
>>barn so we let him use it to store his haying equipment and his hay
>>bales.
 
>I'm not clear on this . . . which orifice is the kazoo?
 
I think that's his ear.
"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jul 24 02:56PM -0700

On Friday, July 24, 2020 at 4:47:45 PM UTC-5, U.S. Janet B. wrote:
 
> >right now we are enjoying Krispy Kirbys up the Kazoo.
 
> I'm not clear on this . . . which orifice is the kazoo?
> Janet US
 
I always thought that was 'wazoo.' Are some folks blessed/cursed with a
kazoo?
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jul 24 04:38PM -0500

Bruce wrote:
>> the meat is tender.
 
> Is home-smoked meat the white equivalent of chicken wings and water
> melon?
 
Only for the deplorable americans.
U.S. Janet B. <JB@nospam.com>: Jul 24 03:42PM -0600

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:36:52 -0400, Sheldon Martin <penmart01@aol.com>
wrote:
 
>>the cost of the other ingredients is negligible .
 
>At a buck for two people you have to be making up portions with
>measuring spoons.
 
Why are you so critical of what/how other people eat? Especially when
you use a fabled yardstick to measure against others. 99% of what you
say is BS.
"itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Jul 24 02:49PM -0700

On Friday, July 24, 2020 at 4:34:28 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
> >the meat is tender.
 
> Is home-smoked meat the white equivalent of chicken wings and water
> melon?
 
I hope!
Hank Rogers <Nospam@invalid.com>: Jul 24 04:26PM -0500

Cindy Hamilton wrote:
 
> A lot of people view meat as the flavoring, not the meal.
 
> You really are intolerant of people who are different from you.
 
> Cindy Hamilton
 
Hahahaha Popeye intolerant?
jmcquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net>: Jul 24 05:43PM -0400

On 7/20/2020 11:39 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
 
>> https://imgur.com/gallery/jABB1lX
 
> Buzzkill Sqwertz to the rescue!
 
> This is totally staged.
 
DUH! Ed knows that when he posts these links. Most of us do. :)
 
Jill
jmcquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net>: Jul 24 05:52PM -0400

>> Sure taught me something.
 
>> https://imgur.com/gallery/jABB1lX
 
> Steve says it's staged, I don't care, it's still funny!!
 
Of course it was staged; it was intended to be funny. :)
 
Jill
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